Category: pirates of the caribbran 5

Regular

I’m imagining  Zak Bagans from Ghost Adentures coming across the Silent Mary Crew O_O XD

Zak:          Alright you bastards! 
                     Make a noise! Attack me!
                     I ain’t scared! Where are you?!

*Meanwhile, the crew are watching him from the shadows, out of sight*

Lesaro:    Who IS this moron?

Magda:    I don’t know … but I want to 
                      eviscerate him

Lesaro:      No eviscerations, the capitan
                       would lose it if he saw any more
                      mess on the deck
  
Zak:          –If ya don’t want to attack me,
                        attack Aaro
… Oh, that’ right,
                        I fired him. Well, in that case, 
                         attack Nick
– … Oh, yeah, he
                         left … 
                         Fuck me, am I the only one
                          doing this show now?!

*Suddenly Mando appears and throws him overboard*

Zak:                AAARGGH!!-

*Splash!*

Zach:          COME AT ME, DEMON! I’LL END YOU!!

Salazar:      *Looking down at him from the railing*
                         Oh, will you just? Good luck with that