I’m imagining Zak Bagans from Ghost Adentures coming across the Silent Mary Crew O_O XD
Zak: Alright you bastards!
Make a noise! Attack me!
I ain’t scared! Where are you?!
*Meanwhile, the crew are watching him from the shadows, out of sight*
Lesaro: Who IS this moron?
Magda: I don’t know … but I want to
Lesaro: No eviscerations, the capitan
would lose it if he saw any more
mess on the deck
Zak: –If ya don’t want to attack me,
attack Aaro– … Oh, that’ right,
I fired him. Well, in that case,
attack Nick– … Oh, yeah, he
Fuck me, am I the only one
doing this show now?!
*Suddenly Mando appears and throws him overboard*
Zach: COME AT ME, DEMON! I’LL END YOU!!
Salazar: *Looking down at him from the railing*
Oh, will you just? Good luck with that