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COUPLE’S THERAPY PART 1

Therapist:   Ok, so, why have you both decided to come today?

Mando:       No-no-no, HE *points to Lesaro* decided we should come today! 

Lesaro:       *Throws arms up in frustration* Ugh! WHY do you always do this?! 

Mando:       -Do what?! 

Lesaro:       -Be so difficult?! 

Mando:       I am not difficult!

Therapist:   -If I may interrupt? Lesaro, am I right in assuming that you feel … overwhelmed about where this relationship currently is?

Lesaro:       *Flustered*  Yes, absolutely! I love working on the Mary, and I love being with Armando, but as you can see, he can be very stubborn-

Mando:       Que?! I am sitting right here, hombre! And I am not stubborn!  

 
Lesaro:      -And it’s been overwhelming for quite some time, but it only got worse after what happened in Poseidon’s Tomb-  

Mando:      -I know where you’re going with this, Lesaro, and I am NOT amused 

Lesaro:      -We had just had our curse broken! We were looking forward to going home … but then the Capitan-

Mando:       -Do not tell this woman anymore, Lesaro!

   
Lesaro:       -Decided to chase after Sparrow!

Mando:        –Lesaro!

Lesaro:       -I pleaded for him to wait for the rest of us to get on the anchor, but he did not

wait!-

  
Mando:       –You will NOT make me out to be the villain here, Lesaro!

Lesaro:       –*Upset*  He chose the filthy pirate over ME!

*Mando gets up, kicks over the therapist’s coffee table, before storming out. Lesaro waits for him to slam the door shut before bursting into

tears*

Therapist:    *Pats him on the shoulder*  I’m sure it’ll get better

                   

#PoorLesaro #MandoISStubborn #TherapyWillGetEasier 

Meanwhile, Mando is in no way concerned about …

Mumsaro trying to keep everyone in line &helli…

Mumsaro trying to keep everyone in line … Dadazar is not listening, as usual 😛
(Also Moss has Land sickness, and yes, that IS a thing)

Regular

I’m imagining  Zak Bagans from Ghost Adentures coming across the Silent Mary Crew O_O XD

Zak:          Alright you bastards! 
                     Make a noise! Attack me!
                     I ain’t scared! Where are you?!

*Meanwhile, the crew are watching him from the shadows, out of sight*

Lesaro:    Who IS this moron?

Magda:    I don’t know … but I want to 
                      eviscerate him

Lesaro:      No eviscerations, the capitan
                       would lose it if he saw any more
                      mess on the deck
  
Zak:          –If ya don’t want to attack me,
                        attack Aaro
… Oh, that’ right,
                        I fired him. Well, in that case, 
                         attack Nick
– … Oh, yeah, he
                         left … 
                         Fuck me, am I the only one
                          doing this show now?!

*Suddenly Mando appears and throws him overboard*

Zak:                AAARGGH!!-

*Splash!*

Zach:          COME AT ME, DEMON! I’LL END YOU!!

Salazar:      *Looking down at him from the railing*
                         Oh, will you just? Good luck with that 
 

                 

Parent troubles

FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER:

Regular

Nico, Juan and Rodney filming the scene after the curse has been broken … Funny thing is, they look more like they ate something bad for lunch and they’re gonna hurl 

image

Nico wants ice cream

Dadazar is not in the mood for anyone’s shit 😛 

Stubborn Capitan part 2

Barbossa:     I’ve heard stories about you,
                          capitan, and I would like to know
                          if those stories are true

Lesaro:         Ignore him, sir, he just wants to distract you
                         so you won’t won’t kill him

Mando:          You think I would tell this filthy pirate my                                         story?! Of coarse I wouldn’t! As I already
                          told that boy “dead men tell no tales”,
                         and he is not worth telling my story to! 

Lesaro:          Don’t you mean “our” tale, sir?

Mando:         *throws hands in air dramatically*
                          Whatever!

Barbossa:       *Mock disappointment* that’s a shame,
                            and here I thought you would want
                            someone to know why you hate Sparrow
                            so much … *sighs* my mistake

Lesaro:            Shut your mouth! The capitan is not going
                          to be tricked into wasting time telling
                         you about-

*Salazar meanwhile  has already started relaying the story about how Jack destroyed him*

Lesaro:             *To himself* You know what? I don’t even                                      know what I was expecting -_-      

Stubborn Capitan part 1

*As the Silent Mary is sailing into the Triangle*

Lesaro:    Uh, sir? You might want to focus

Mando:    *Staring at Jack* I AM focused …

Lesaro:     No, I mean on the situation in FRONT of us!

Mando:     *Still glaring at Jack* Lesaro, can’t you see
                       I’m trying to indicate my intense hatred
                      for this particular pirate?!

Lesaro:     I actually think this *gestures to Trangle*
                   is more portant, sir

Mando:    Nonsense! Nothing is more important than-

*Crashes into rocks*

Mando:     MIERDA! Who put those rocks there?!
                      Lesaro! Why the hell didn’t you warn
                      me about those?!

*Lesaro facepalms*

BAHAHAHA!! Nico’s face!! XD

BAHAHAHA!! Nico’s face!! XD