Barbossa: I’ve heard stories about you,
capitan, and I would like to know
if those stories are true
Lesaro: Ignore him, sir, he just wants to distract you
so you won’t won’t kill him
Mando: You think I would tell this filthy pirate my story?! Of coarse I wouldn’t! As I already
told that boy “dead men tell no tales”,
and he is not worth telling my story to!
Lesaro: Don’t you mean “our” tale, sir?
Mando: *throws hands in air dramatically*
Barbossa: *Mock disappointment* that’s a shame,
and here I thought you would want
someone to know why you hate Sparrow
so much … *sighs* my mistake
Lesaro: Shut your mouth! The capitan is not going
to be tricked into wasting time telling
*Salazar meanwhile has already started relaying the story about how Jack destroyed him*
Lesaro: *To himself* You know what? I don’t even know what I was expecting -_-
*As the Silent Mary is sailing into the Triangle*
Lesaro: Uh, sir? You might want to focus
Mando: *Staring at Jack* I AM focused …
Lesaro: No, I mean on the situation in FRONT of us!
Mando: *Still glaring at Jack* Lesaro, can’t you see
I’m trying to indicate my intense hatred
for this particular pirate?!
Lesaro: I actually think this *gestures to Trangle*
is more portant, sir
Mando: Nonsense! Nothing is more important than-
*Crashes into rocks*
Mando: MIERDA! Who put those rocks there?!
Lesaro! Why the hell didn’t you warn
me about those?!