Category: jack sparrow

Carina <3 Salazar 3  (I think Carina’s a bit d…

CARINA <3 SALAZAR: 2 (this is getting ridiculo…


(I know how you feel, Carina)

Carina <3 Salazar



Therapist:   Ok, so, why have you both decided to come today?

Mando:       No-no-no, HE *points to Lesaro* decided we should come today! 

Lesaro:       *Throws arms up in frustration* Ugh! WHY do you always do this?! 

Mando:       -Do what?! 

Lesaro:       -Be so difficult?! 

Mando:       I am not difficult!

Therapist:   -If I may interrupt? Lesaro, am I right in assuming that you feel … overwhelmed about where this relationship currently is?

Lesaro:       *Flustered*  Yes, absolutely! I love working on the Mary, and I love being with Armando, but as you can see, he can be very stubborn-

Mando:       Que?! I am sitting right here, hombre! And I am not stubborn!  

Lesaro:      -And it’s been overwhelming for quite some time, but it only got worse after what happened in Poseidon’s Tomb-  

Mando:      -I know where you’re going with this, Lesaro, and I am NOT amused 

Lesaro:      -We had just had our curse broken! We were looking forward to going home … but then the Capitan-

Mando:       -Do not tell this woman anymore, Lesaro!

Lesaro:       -Decided to chase after Sparrow!

Mando:        –Lesaro!

Lesaro:       -I pleaded for him to wait for the rest of us to get on the anchor, but he did not


Mando:       –You will NOT make me out to be the villain here, Lesaro!

Lesaro:       –*Upset*  He chose the filthy pirate over ME!

*Mando gets up, kicks over the therapist’s coffee table, before storming out. Lesaro waits for him to slam the door shut before bursting into


Therapist:    *Pats him on the shoulder*  I’m sure it’ll get better


#PoorLesaro #MandoISStubborn #TherapyWillGetEasier 

Leave one man alive

Ok, so, when I first saw the scene involving the Monarch, I wondered for a while why did Salazar tell Henry that he always leaves on man alive, when he clearly didn’t even know Henry – or even that pirate – were below deck before Henry tripped over that bucket? Did he genuinely think everyone had been killed? If so, would that mean that he does not always leave one man alive, and that he only leaves someone alive if that someone is stupidly lucky enough to not be killed? If so, it would mean that there would have been instances where he has killed entire pirate crews and British crews without even leaving ONE survivor, so he probably leaves the whole “Leave one man alive” thing up to chance; if you’re lucky enough to survive, or stay alive for as long as possible, you get to live.
I also think he leaves it to the person themselves; I don’t think he kills people who show him respect, or who are honest with him, and here is what I mean by that:
In this scene, as he is walking up to Captain Toms, we assume that he is only there to kill Toms, and sure, he did eventually, but what if Toms was the one he was initially going to leave alive? After all, Toms is the only one left alive apart from Henry and the random pirate in the brig, but Salazar did not know of their presence until later.


Unfortunately, Toms makes the situation worse for himself by saying “What are you?” 


Now, we all know how proud Mando is, so being addressed as a “What” rather than “Who”, is understandably going to irk the man, especially when you take into account that he does not like to be reminded of his current physical appearance. 
The second Toms says this, Salazar has him by the throat, responds with “Death”, and breaks his neck, proving that Salazar’s short temper also plays a part in whether he decides to let you live or not … Basically, be careful what you say to him, cos you WILL regret it. 
Now, another thing, when Henry tripped over the bucket, and Salazar realised there was another survivor, he smiled. I think he was actually happy in a way that someone was still alive, not because he was concerned for them, but because here was another chance of him being able to send a message.
Henry, unlike Toms, was more composed, did not scream or yell – which Mando also does not like – and spoke to Salazar relatively respectfully, answered his questions and did not make remarks about his appearance. This is why I believe he left Henry alive, not just because Henry was looking for Jack, though I’m sure Salazar found that very convenient. 

But that’s just my opinion.



Did a cartoon of Jack trying to cheer up baby Mando, but failing miserably 😛

“If Johnny Depp isn’t in a POTC movie, I’m not…

This attitude annoys me. I know we all love Jack Sparrow, but let’s face it, the Pirates movies aren’t sucesful JUST because of him alone. He wasn’t even supposed to be the main/leading character of the franchise, anyway, it just ended up like that becausepeople paid more atention to him than Will, he became more popular with fans, and because of that, the stories began to centre around him, and the characters who were meant to be the stars – i.e Will and Elizabeth, became the background or side-show stories. I’m not saying Jack Sparrow should have ended up gettiung all the attenton,but imagine what the plots of these movies would have been like if they focused less on Jack and more on the other characters, like Will and Elizabeth? Also, just because Jack is features alot in a POTC movie, does not mean it’s going to be a success, I mean, just look at the fourth movie. Personally, I think less Jack is better, and to say these movies would be unwatchable without him is stupid. It’s called “Pirates of The Caribbean” not “Jack Sparrow of The Caribbean” 



Stubborn Capitan part 2

Barbossa:     I’ve heard stories about you,
                          capitan, and I would like to know
                          if those stories are true

Lesaro:         Ignore him, sir, he just wants to distract you
                         so you won’t won’t kill him

Mando:          You think I would tell this filthy pirate my                                         story?! Of coarse I wouldn’t! As I already
                          told that boy “dead men tell no tales”,
                         and he is not worth telling my story to! 

Lesaro:          Don’t you mean “our” tale, sir?

Mando:         *throws hands in air dramatically*

Barbossa:       *Mock disappointment* that’s a shame,
                            and here I thought you would want
                            someone to know why you hate Sparrow
                            so much … *sighs* my mistake

Lesaro:            Shut your mouth! The capitan is not going
                          to be tricked into wasting time telling
                         you about-

*Salazar meanwhile  has already started relaying the story about how Jack destroyed him*

Lesaro:             *To himself* You know what? I don’t even                                      know what I was expecting -_-      

Stubborn Capitan part 1

*As the Silent Mary is sailing into the Triangle*

Lesaro:    Uh, sir? You might want to focus

Mando:    *Staring at Jack* I AM focused …

Lesaro:     No, I mean on the situation in FRONT of us!

Mando:     *Still glaring at Jack* Lesaro, can’t you see
                       I’m trying to indicate my intense hatred
                      for this particular pirate?!

Lesaro:     I actually think this *gestures to Trangle*
                   is more portant, sir

Mando:    Nonsense! Nothing is more important than-

*Crashes into rocks*

Mando:     MIERDA! Who put those rocks there?!
                      Lesaro! Why the hell didn’t you warn
                      me about those?!

*Lesaro facepalms*