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elizabthturner: pirates of the caribbean ⚔ mod…


pirates of the caribbean  modern turner family

it was my father’s blood. my blood… the blood of a pirate.


Since Mando was initially meant to be either Bisexual or Gay, it doesn’t matter if we ship him with Lesaro, Henry, or Carina!

#IsItEvenATrashPairing? #ItTotallyWorks #ILikeTheIdeaOfHimBeingBisexual #JavierWasDroppingHintsAnyway

Carina <3 Salazar 3  (I think Carina’s a bit d…

Carina <3 Salazar


Leave one man alive

Ok, so, when I first saw the scene involving the Monarch, I wondered for a while why did Salazar tell Henry that he always leaves on man alive, when he clearly didn’t even know Henry – or even that pirate – were below deck before Henry tripped over that bucket? Did he genuinely think everyone had been killed? If so, would that mean that he does not always leave one man alive, and that he only leaves someone alive if that someone is stupidly lucky enough to not be killed? If so, it would mean that there would have been instances where he has killed entire pirate crews and British crews without even leaving ONE survivor, so he probably leaves the whole “Leave one man alive” thing up to chance; if you’re lucky enough to survive, or stay alive for as long as possible, you get to live.
I also think he leaves it to the person themselves; I don’t think he kills people who show him respect, or who are honest with him, and here is what I mean by that:
In this scene, as he is walking up to Captain Toms, we assume that he is only there to kill Toms, and sure, he did eventually, but what if Toms was the one he was initially going to leave alive? After all, Toms is the only one left alive apart from Henry and the random pirate in the brig, but Salazar did not know of their presence until later.


Unfortunately, Toms makes the situation worse for himself by saying “What are you?” 


Now, we all know how proud Mando is, so being addressed as a “What” rather than “Who”, is understandably going to irk the man, especially when you take into account that he does not like to be reminded of his current physical appearance. 
The second Toms says this, Salazar has him by the throat, responds with “Death”, and breaks his neck, proving that Salazar’s short temper also plays a part in whether he decides to let you live or not … Basically, be careful what you say to him, cos you WILL regret it. 
Now, another thing, when Henry tripped over the bucket, and Salazar realised there was another survivor, he smiled. I think he was actually happy in a way that someone was still alive, not because he was concerned for them, but because here was another chance of him being able to send a message.
Henry, unlike Toms, was more composed, did not scream or yell – which Mando also does not like – and spoke to Salazar relatively respectfully, answered his questions and did not make remarks about his appearance. This is why I believe he left Henry alive, not just because Henry was looking for Jack, though I’m sure Salazar found that very convenient. 

But that’s just my opinion.

POTC 5 ALERNATE ENDING:  (AKA Where Salazar is still being a spectral pain in the butt)


#Doesn’tKnowWhenToQuit #CarinaAndHenryHaveHadItWithHisBullshit #StubbornDeadMan 

Salazar’s Revenge

Since it is called Salazar’s Revenge in the UK wouldn’t it have been funny if, instead of Salazar saying “Dead men tell no tales”, they had him say “Salazar’s revenge” instead? Basically it would go like:

*Filming scene* 

Salazar:      Would you say that to him … please?! 

Henry:          Yes

Salazar:      I wish I could do it myself but … Salazar’s

*Director yells cut*

*Awkward silence*

Brenton:      Wut just happened?!

Javier:       I don’t know, but I didn’t like it O_O

Character Interviews during POTC 5

Jack:             *Drunk* Where am I?! Who are you?! 
Carina:          -I’m just so sick of people calling me a witch!
                          I mean, we have an ACTUAL Witch in the story,
                          you would think people would notice the
                           difference, but oooh nooo! 
Henry:      No! Of coarse I’m not in love with Carina!
                     I told this to Jack and I’m telling you: my
                     priority is saving my father, not worrying
                     about girl- *gets distracted by Carina walking
Barbossa:    I be wantin’ me treasure, and no dead man
                          is gonna take it from me! I would rather be
                          cursed a thousand times than lose me
                          treasure! I would rather die than lose
                           me treasure! I would rather-

Shansa:         -Milk cows?

                             RETIRING TO THE COUNTRY-SIDE!


Scarfield:       The British Empire will rule the-



Uncle Jack:    La-di-da, all the jokes, and now I’m gone!

*Disappears in puff of smoke*


Salazar:     When the Monarch chases a pirate ship
                     into the Devil’s Triangle no one makes an issue,
                      but when I do it, EVERYONE LOSES
                       THEIR SHIT AND CALLS ME FOOLISH!!

Lesaro:         Sir, remember what your therapist said?

Salazar:        I don’t need a hug, Lesaro!

Lesaro:           I think you do

*Hugs him* 

Salazar:          No I- ugh …                                            

I don’t even

I don’t even

When filming the scene in the brig, Brenton Thwaites stated that…

When filming the scene in the brig, Brenton Thwaites stated that they had to pause every so often so that they could wipe his face clean, since Javier kept accidentally spitting on him (it’s unavoidable when you have a mouth-full of black shit)
If I was gonna get spat on by anyone, I would want it to be Javi. 😛