Since Mando was initially meant to be either Bisexual or Gay, it doesn’t matter if we ship him with Lesaro, Henry, or Carina!
#IsItEvenATrashPairing? #ItTotallyWorks #ILikeTheIdeaOfHimBeingBisexual #JavierWasDroppingHintsAnyway
Since it is called Salazar’s Revenge in the UK wouldn’t it have been funny if, instead of Salazar saying “Dead men tell no tales”, they had him say “Salazar’s revenge” instead? Basically it would go like:
Salazar: Would you say that to him … please?!
Salazar: I wish I could do it myself but … Salazar’s
*Director yells cut*
Brenton: Wut just happened?!
Javier: I don’t know, but I didn’t like it O_O
Jack: *Drunk* Where am I?! Who are you?!
Carina: -I’m just so sick of people calling me a witch!
I mean, we have an ACTUAL Witch in the story,
you would think people would notice the
difference, but oooh nooo!
Henry: No! Of coarse I’m not in love with Carina!
I told this to Jack and I’m telling you: my
priority is saving my father, not worrying
about girl- *gets distracted by Carina walking
Barbossa: I be wantin’ me treasure, and no dead man
is gonna take it from me! I would rather be
cursed a thousand times than lose me
treasure! I would rather die than lose
me treasure! I would rather-
Shansa: -Milk cows?
Barbossa: -FOR THE LAST TIME, SHANSA, I AM NOT
RETIRING TO THE COUNTRY-SIDE!
Scarfield: The British Empire will rule the-
Uncle Jack: La-di-da, all the jokes, and now I’m gone!
*Disappears in puff of smoke*
Salazar: When the Monarch chases a pirate ship
into the Devil’s Triangle no one makes an issue,
but when I do it, EVERYONE LOSES
THEIR SHIT AND CALLS ME FOOLISH!!
Lesaro: Sir, remember what your therapist said?
Salazar: I don’t need a hug, Lesaro!
Lesaro: I think you do
Salazar: No I- ugh …