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POTC meme: 3/5 characters: Carina Smyth

Carina <3 Salazar part 4

Poor Mando, he’s not ready for a relationship right now 😛

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Since Mando was initially meant to be either Bisexual or Gay, it doesn’t matter if we ship him with Lesaro, Henry, or Carina!

#IsItEvenATrashPairing? #ItTotallyWorks #ILikeTheIdeaOfHimBeingBisexual #JavierWasDroppingHintsAnyway

That moment when you realise, that, although h…

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Meanwhile on the Silent Mary … (A Carina <3 …

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Carina <3 Salazar 3  (I think Carina’s a bit d…

CARINA <3 SALAZAR: 2 (this is getting ridiculo…

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(I know how you feel, Carina)

Carina <3 Salazar

@ghostcaptainsalazar

POTC 5 ALERNATE ENDING:  (AKA Where Salazar is still being a spectral pain in the butt)

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#Doesn’tKnowWhenToQuit #CarinaAndHenryHaveHadItWithHisBullshit #StubbornDeadMan 

Character Interviews during POTC 5

Jack:             *Drunk* Where am I?! Who are you?! 
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Carina:          -I’m just so sick of people calling me a witch!
                          I mean, we have an ACTUAL Witch in the story,
                          you would think people would notice the
                           difference, but oooh nooo! 
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Henry:      No! Of coarse I’m not in love with Carina!
                     I told this to Jack and I’m telling you: my
                     priority is saving my father, not worrying
                     about girl- *gets distracted by Carina walking
                     past*
              
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Barbossa:    I be wantin’ me treasure, and no dead man
                          is gonna take it from me! I would rather be
                          cursed a thousand times than lose me
                          treasure! I would rather die than lose
                           me treasure! I would rather-

Shansa:         -Milk cows?

Barbossa:     -FOR THE LAST TIME, SHANSA, I AM NOT
                             RETIRING TO THE COUNTRY-SIDE!

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Scarfield:       The British Empire will rule the-

*Dies*  

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Uncle Jack:    La-di-da, all the jokes, and now I’m gone!

*Disappears in puff of smoke*

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Salazar:     When the Monarch chases a pirate ship
                     into the Devil’s Triangle no one makes an issue,
                      but when I do it, EVERYONE LOSES
                       THEIR SHIT AND CALLS ME FOOLISH!!

Lesaro:         Sir, remember what your therapist said?

Salazar:        I don’t need a hug, Lesaro!

Lesaro:           I think you do

*Hugs him* 

Salazar:          No I- ugh …