Category: Captain Jack Sparrow

Leave one man alive

Ok, so, when I first saw the scene involving the Monarch, I wondered for a while why did Salazar tell Henry that he always leaves on man alive, when he clearly didn’t even know Henry – or even that pirate – were below deck before Henry tripped over that bucket? Did he genuinely think everyone had been killed? If so, would that mean that he does not always leave one man alive, and that he only leaves someone alive if that someone is stupidly lucky enough to not be killed? If so, it would mean that there would have been instances where he has killed entire pirate crews and British crews without even leaving ONE survivor, so he probably leaves the whole “Leave one man alive” thing up to chance; if you’re lucky enough to survive, or stay alive for as long as possible, you get to live.
I also think he leaves it to the person themselves; I don’t think he kills people who show him respect, or who are honest with him, and here is what I mean by that:
In this scene, as he is walking up to Captain Toms, we assume that he is only there to kill Toms, and sure, he did eventually, but what if Toms was the one he was initially going to leave alive? After all, Toms is the only one left alive apart from Henry and the random pirate in the brig, but Salazar did not know of their presence until later.


Unfortunately, Toms makes the situation worse for himself by saying “What are you?” 


Now, we all know how proud Mando is, so being addressed as a “What” rather than “Who”, is understandably going to irk the man, especially when you take into account that he does not like to be reminded of his current physical appearance. 
The second Toms says this, Salazar has him by the throat, responds with “Death”, and breaks his neck, proving that Salazar’s short temper also plays a part in whether he decides to let you live or not … Basically, be careful what you say to him, cos you WILL regret it. 
Now, another thing, when Henry tripped over the bucket, and Salazar realised there was another survivor, he smiled. I think he was actually happy in a way that someone was still alive, not because he was concerned for them, but because here was another chance of him being able to send a message.
Henry, unlike Toms, was more composed, did not scream or yell – which Mando also does not like – and spoke to Salazar relatively respectfully, answered his questions and did not make remarks about his appearance. This is why I believe he left Henry alive, not just because Henry was looking for Jack, though I’m sure Salazar found that very convenient. 

But that’s just my opinion.



Did a cartoon of Jack trying to cheer up baby Mando, but failing miserably 😛

“If Johnny Depp isn’t in a POTC movie, I’m not…

This attitude annoys me. I know we all love Jack Sparrow, but let’s face it, the Pirates movies aren’t sucesful JUST because of him alone. He wasn’t even supposed to be the main/leading character of the franchise, anyway, it just ended up like that becausepeople paid more atention to him than Will, he became more popular with fans, and because of that, the stories began to centre around him, and the characters who were meant to be the stars – i.e Will and Elizabeth, became the background or side-show stories. I’m not saying Jack Sparrow should have ended up gettiung all the attenton,but imagine what the plots of these movies would have been like if they focused less on Jack and more on the other characters, like Will and Elizabeth? Also, just because Jack is features alot in a POTC movie, does not mean it’s going to be a success, I mean, just look at the fourth movie. Personally, I think less Jack is better, and to say these movies would be unwatchable without him is stupid. It’s called “Pirates of The Caribbean” not “Jack Sparrow of The Caribbean” 

Stubborn Capitan part 1

*As the Silent Mary is sailing into the Triangle*

Lesaro:    Uh, sir? You might want to focus

Mando:    *Staring at Jack* I AM focused …

Lesaro:     No, I mean on the situation in FRONT of us!

Mando:     *Still glaring at Jack* Lesaro, can’t you see
                       I’m trying to indicate my intense hatred
                      for this particular pirate?!

Lesaro:     I actually think this *gestures to Trangle*
                   is more portant, sir

Mando:    Nonsense! Nothing is more important than-

*Crashes into rocks*

Mando:     MIERDA! Who put those rocks there?!
                      Lesaro! Why the hell didn’t you warn
                      me about those?!

*Lesaro facepalms*

Yes, Mr. Interviewer, we also love how he pronounces “Jack…

Yes, Mr. Interviewer, we also love how he pronounces “Jack Sparow”


Ok, so, I rp on Youtube as Salazar, and I’ve come across this REALLY dumb person .. like, PAINFULLY…

Ok, so, I rp on Youtube as Salazar, and I’ve come across this REALLY dumb person .. like, PAINFULLY dumb. 
Firstly, they were asking why Salazar hated Jack; DUH, JACK WAS THE REASON HE WAS CURSED, YOU MORON!! Also, Jack is a pirate, and Salazar hates pirares because of what they did to his grandfather and father, and also because they are criminals and murderers. 
Next, they claimed that they liked both Jack AND Salazar … but then they said that Salazar was ugly! THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!! You can’t say you like a character and then turn around and say they’re ugly!! 
Unfortunately I have to deal with alot of trolls when I rp on Youtube. They think they’re being really clever, but they’re just arses.

Character Interviews during POTC 5

Jack:             *Drunk* Where am I?! Who are you?! 
Carina:          -I’m just so sick of people calling me a witch!
                          I mean, we have an ACTUAL Witch in the story,
                          you would think people would notice the
                           difference, but oooh nooo! 
Henry:      No! Of coarse I’m not in love with Carina!
                     I told this to Jack and I’m telling you: my
                     priority is saving my father, not worrying
                     about girl- *gets distracted by Carina walking
Barbossa:    I be wantin’ me treasure, and no dead man
                          is gonna take it from me! I would rather be
                          cursed a thousand times than lose me
                          treasure! I would rather die than lose
                           me treasure! I would rather-

Shansa:         -Milk cows?

                             RETIRING TO THE COUNTRY-SIDE!


Scarfield:       The British Empire will rule the-



Uncle Jack:    La-di-da, all the jokes, and now I’m gone!

*Disappears in puff of smoke*


Salazar:     When the Monarch chases a pirate ship
                     into the Devil’s Triangle no one makes an issue,
                      but when I do it, EVERYONE LOSES
                       THEIR SHIT AND CALLS ME FOOLISH!!

Lesaro:         Sir, remember what your therapist said?

Salazar:        I don’t need a hug, Lesaro!

Lesaro:           I think you do

*Hugs him* 

Salazar:          No I- ugh …                                            

Bootleg Turn

The Term “Bootleg Turn” originated in the Prohibition Era, when bootleggers would make sharp turns on the roads to evade police. It is also a a menouvre associated with cars, not ships, and the move that Jack pulled in POTC5 was more like a Clubhaul, like they did in the first movie.  
In other words, Salazar uses a word that isn’t invented for another 140 or so years O_O 





Elizabeth:           I don’t NEED a hat, but it’s good to wear one occasionally 

Will:                    Ever since that stupid hat I wore at the end of COTBP, I have not worn another 

Beckett:              Of coarse I have a hat, I even wore it when my ship- … ahem, I don’t like to talk about that

         Yes, I am wearing a hat, want to make something of it?!

          I only wear hats when I am temporarily in the British Navy, or disguising myself as a British Officer

Carina:           I don’t wear hats! How the blazes am I gonna read the stars with abloody hat on my head?!

Jack:              But hats are important, Carina!

Will and Elizabeth:               -No they’re not!

      -Unless they’re big! 

Angelica:         -With feathers! 

Blackbeard:     –Studs!
Davy Jones:    -CALYPSO!
*They all gawk at him* 

Jack:                Trust me, Carina, EVERYONE needs a hat, there is no one, absolutely NO ONE that is too perfect to wear a hat

*Salazar walks in, fabulous water-hair floating majestically*
Jack:       … God damnit -_- 

#Mando’shairistooperfect #Salazardoesnotneedahat

This is what happens when Mando sees a sparrow :P

This is what happens when Mando sees a sparrow 😛