Lesaro: Uh, sir? You might want to focus
Mando: Nonsense! Nothing is more important than-
*Crashes into rocks*
Mando: MIERDA! Who put those rocks there?!
Lesaro! Why the hell didn’t you warn
me about those?!
Shansa: -Milk cows?
Barbossa: -FOR THE LAST TIME, SHANSA, I AM NOT
RETIRING TO THE COUNTRY-SIDE!
*Disappears in puff of smoke*
Barbossa: I NEED A HAT BUT IT ALWAYS MUST BE BIGGER THAN EVERYONE ELSE’S (Especially Jack’s)!
Elizabeth: I don’t NEED a hat, but it’s good to wear one occasionally
Will: Ever since that stupid hat I wore at the end of COTBP, I have not worn another
Davy Jones: I HAD A HAT … BUT IT FELL OFF MY HEAD WHEN I FELL INTO THE SEA!!
Beckett: Of coarse I have a hat, I even wore it when my ship- … ahem, I don’t like to talk about that
Blackbeard: WHY THE HELL DOES MY HAT HAVE STUDS IN IT?!
Angelica: Yes, I am wearing a hat, want to make something of it?!
Henry: I only wear hats when I am temporarily in the British Navy, or disguising myself as a British Officer
Carina: I don’t wear hats! How the blazes am I gonna read the stars with abloody hat on my head?!
Jack: But hats are important, Carina!
Will and Elizabeth: -No they’re not!
Barbossa: -Unless they’re big!
Angelica: -With feathers!
Davy Jones: -CALYPSO!
*They all gawk at him*
Jack: Trust me, Carina, EVERYONE needs a hat, there is no one, absolutely NO ONE that is too perfect to wear a hat
*Salazar walks in, fabulous water-hair floating majestically*
Jack: … God damnit -_-