Therapist: Ok, so, why have you both decided to come today?
Mando: No-no-no, HE *points to Lesaro* decided we should come today!
Lesaro: *Throws arms up in frustration* Ugh! WHY do you always do this?!
Mando: -Do what?!
Lesaro: -Be so difficult?!
Mando: I am not difficult!
Therapist: -If I may interrupt? Lesaro, am I right in assuming that you feel … overwhelmed about where this relationship currently is?
Lesaro: *Flustered* Yes, absolutely! I love working on the Mary, and I love being with Armando, but as you can see, he can be very stubborn-
Mando: Que?! I am sitting right here, hombre! And I am not stubborn!
it’s been overwhelming for quite some time, but it only got worse after what happened in Poseidon’s Tomb-
Mando: -I know where you’re going with this, Lesaro, and I am NOT amused
Lesaro: -We had just had our curse broken! We were looking forward to going home … but then the Capitan-
Mando: -Do not tell this woman anymore, Lesaro!
Lesaro: -Decided to chase after Sparrow!
Lesaro: -I pleaded for him to wait for the rest of us to get on the anchor, but he did not
Mando: –You will NOT make me out to be the villain here, Lesaro!
Lesaro: –*Upset* He chose the filthy pirate over ME!
*Mando gets up, kicks over the therapist’s coffee table, before storming out. Lesaro waits for him to slam the door shut before bursting into