Yesterday the Fed Ex guy drove up to me while I was out patrolling, and he asked me if I could deliver a small package for him.
I told him I wasn’t authorized, because saying “I’m not doing your fucking job for you” would have been frowned upon. Who’s driving the Fed Ex truck? Who’s making deliveries? You are, buddy.
Lol, nah, what you should have done is said “Yeah, sure!” Before taking the package, punching him in the face, stealing his keys, and driving off with his truck 😛
Whats your favorite moment in Dead Men?
I think….when the crew goes aboard the Queen Anne’s Revenge &, when Lesaro is saying “hold point” this stupid pirate shoots through one of Salazar’s men & hits his friend. The soldier just turns to look at the now dead pirate in such a way that makes me wonder if it was scripted, or if the soldier is breaking character to laugh at the stupidity! I LITERALLY spent 30 min one time just replaying those couple of seconds!!
Day 09 Rex late, got stuck.
Why is this T-Rex so f****** angry all the time?! He reminds me of Lunk!!
Barbossa teasing Tiny Mando in the box, using his finger nail to poke him and have the vampire chase it in circles for retribution.
Mando, dizzy and tired, falls over. The pirate laughs, slapping his knee.
“Not so tough now, are ya, Matador? I am rather fond of this! Glad someone decided to give you to us.”
The vampire crawls into a corner, angry and not uttering a word; miniscule eyes glowing in the shadows.
“Oh don’t be like that! Have a sense of fun!”
A screech answers him, small and failing to be mighty. Mando can only curl up in shame.
*I come in and rescue Tiny Mando, give him cuddles cos he needs them*