Yesterday the Fed Ex guy drove up to me while I was out patrolling, and he asked me if I could deliver a small package for him. 

I told him I wasn’t authorized, because saying “I’m not doing your fucking job for you” would have been frowned upon. Who’s driving the Fed Ex truck? Who’s making deliveries? You are, buddy.

Lol, nah, what you should have done is said “Yeah, sure!” Before taking the package, punching him in the face, stealing his keys, and driving off with his truck 😛