A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. – Imgur
what the fuck is that
that looks like a god damn nightmare
are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi
Oh my gods, seriously, go listen to the recording, THIS DESCRIPTION IS PERFECT
omg I’m dying. The description really is perfect.
I’ve been sick and should not have listened to that because now I can’t breathe.
What if vampires turned into one of these instead of a bat…if you go with the lore that they can change forms, at any rate.
What if this is what you find has been watching you sleep?
Y’know that ridiculous thing where they’re at the window or in the room or something, and the insipid excuse of a ‘heroine’ finds it all so romantic and all ‘oh creature of the night, handsome stranger, have you come to watch over me in a supposedly aesthetically pleasing brooding fashion, because this isn’t creepy at all’.
Well, just imagine, when you turn on your light after hearing a sound, instead of the ‘handsome brooding’ bloke at your window or in your room you get that bottom left picture staring at you from the top of your wardrobe.
I think they’re cuuuute!!