Therapist:   Ok, so, why have you both decided to come today?

Mando:       No-no-no, HE *points to Lesaro* decided we should come today! 

Lesaro:       *Throws arms up in frustration* Ugh! WHY do you always do this?! 

Mando:       -Do what?! 

Lesaro:       -Be so difficult?! 

Mando:       I am not difficult!

Therapist:   -If I may interrupt? Lesaro, am I right in assuming that you feel … overwhelmed about where this relationship currently is?

Lesaro:       *Flustered*  Yes, absolutely! I love working on the Mary, and I love being with Armando, but as you can see, he can be very stubborn-

Mando:       Que?! I am sitting right here, hombre! And I am not stubborn!  

Lesaro:      -And it’s been overwhelming for quite some time, but it only got worse after what happened in Poseidon’s Tomb-  

Mando:      -I know where you’re going with this, Lesaro, and I am NOT amused 

Lesaro:      -We had just had our curse broken! We were looking forward to going home … but then the Capitan-

Mando:       -Do not tell this woman anymore, Lesaro!

Lesaro:       -Decided to chase after Sparrow!

Mando:        –Lesaro!

Lesaro:       -I pleaded for him to wait for the rest of us to get on the anchor, but he did not


Mando:       –You will NOT make me out to be the villain here, Lesaro!

Lesaro:       –*Upset*  He chose the filthy pirate over ME!

*Mando gets up, kicks over the therapist’s coffee table, before storming out. Lesaro waits for him to slam the door shut before bursting into


Therapist:    *Pats him on the shoulder*  I’m sure it’ll get better


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