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capitanarmandosalazar:

wraithcaptainandtheghoulcrew:

capitanarmandosalazar:

wraithcaptainandtheghoulcrew:

capitanarmandosalazar:

wraithcaptainandtheghoulcrew:

capitanarmandosalazar:

wraithcaptainandtheghoulcrew:

capitanarmandosalazar:

wraithcaptainandtheghoulcrew:

“ Bracero…..I have a new playmate for you.”

@helderbracero

*Doesn’t give a shit* 

“OH, THRILLS!! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THAT, YOUR FAMILY TREE?! JUST MORE FUCKING TARGET PRACTICE!!”

*The giant Khimaira flies in, dodges the giant apes attempts to swipe at it, before clawing both of its eyes, rendering it blind* 

“ So yeah, can I have a milkshake, and maybe add some sprinkles to that…”

“FUCK YOU AND YOUR MILKSHAKE, YOU SH*T-PISS, C*NT, C**K-SUCKER, MOTHER-F****** TURD!!
 
*Orders Khimaira to eviscerate him*

“ Are all you humans this crazy?”

“ Nope. Just mine.”

YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?!”

*points to Baby* 

“I DON’T EVEN KNOW OR CARE WHO YOU RE, YOU INSIGNIFICANT BASTARDO!!”

*Turns to Salazar* 

“AS FOR YOU, HOW DARE YOU STILL ASSUME ME TO BE PART OF YOUR CREW WHEN YOU LEFT ME, DESERTED ME FOR ALL THAT TIME WHILE I DRIFTED OUT TO SEA?! YOU DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO TRY TO LOOK FOR ME! IT SHOWED ME JUST HOW MUCH YOU DON’T CARE! SO TELL ME AGAIN, WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I CALM DOWN?!” 

“ WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A BASTARD!”

“ Someone shoot me now….”

“OH, I’M SORRY, DID I UPSET YOU?! WHY DON’T YOU TURN BACK INTO THAT GIANT MONKEY THAT LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOTHER?!” 

“ Bracero, can I speak to you. Alone.”

(ROFL!! Mumsaro with two-eyes is hilarious! XD) 

“OH, SO NOW SOMEONE WANTS TO TALK TO ME!! WAS HALF AN HOUR AGO NOT TO YOUR FUCKING SCHEDULE OR SOMETHING?! WERE YOU HAVING TOO MUCH FUN TALKING TO MAGDA, OR NICO, OR SANTOS, OR MOSS?!” 

(Bracero is gonna get into trouble, Mumsaro is gonna unleash hell O_O)

Lesaro’s not taking any of this shit. He pinches Bracero’s ear and drags him to his room by the ear.

(ROFL!! He brought him into this world! XD Oh dear! Well, maybe Lesaro was a nurse-maid?! :P)

“ARGH- THE FUCK?!! LET ME GO! I’M NOT FINISHED DEALING WITH THAT FUCKING APE, OR THAT DICKHEAD THAT CALLS HIMSELF BABY!” 

(See what I did there? :P)