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“ Bracero…..I have a new playmate for you.”

@helderbracero

*Doesn’t give a shit* 

“OH, THRILLS!! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU FIND THAT, YOUR FAMILY TREE?! JUST MORE FUCKING TARGET PRACTICE!!”

*The giant Khimaira flies in, dodges the giant apes attempts to swipe at it, before clawing both of its eyes, rendering it blind* 

“ So yeah, can I have a milkshake, and maybe add some sprinkles to that…”

“FUCK YOU AND YOUR MILKSHAKE, YOU SH*T-PISS, C*NT, C**K-SUCKER, MOTHER-F****** TURD!!
 
*Orders Khimaira to eviscerate him*

“ Are all you humans this crazy?”

“ Nope. Just mine.”

YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN?!”

*points to Baby* 

“I DON’T EVEN KNOW OR CARE WHO YOU RE, YOU INSIGNIFICANT BASTARDO!!”

*Turns to Salazar* 

“AS FOR YOU, HOW DARE YOU STILL ASSUME ME TO BE PART OF YOUR CREW WHEN YOU LEFT ME, DESERTED ME FOR ALL THAT TIME WHILE I DRIFTED OUT TO SEA?! YOU DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO TRY TO LOOK FOR ME! IT SHOWED ME JUST HOW MUCH YOU DON’T CARE! SO TELL ME AGAIN, WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I CALM DOWN?!” 

“ WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A BASTARD!”

“ Someone shoot me now….”

“OH, I’M SORRY, DID I UPSET YOU?! WHY DON’T YOU TURN BACK INTO THAT GIANT MONKEY THAT LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOTHER?!” 

“ Bracero, can I speak to you. Alone.”

(ROFL!! Mumsaro with two-eyes is hilarious! XD) 

“OH, SO NOW SOMEONE WANTS TO TALK TO ME!! WAS HALF AN HOUR AGO NOT TO YOUR FUCKING SCHEDULE OR SOMETHING?! WERE YOU HAVING TOO MUCH FUN TALKING TO MAGDA, OR NICO, OR SANTOS, OR MOSS?!” 

(Bracero is gonna get into trouble, Mumsaro is gonna unleash hell O_O)

Lesaro’s not taking any of this shit. He pinches Bracero’s ear and drags him to his room by the ear.

(ROFL!! He brought him into this world! XD Oh dear! Well, maybe Lesaro was a nurse-maid?! :P)

“ARGH- THE FUCK?!! LET ME GO! I’M NOT FINISHED DEALING WITH THAT FUCKING APE, OR THAT DICKHEAD THAT CALLS HIMSELF BABY!” 

(See what I did there? :P) 

Lesaro locks the door and smacks Bracero. Hard.

“ How many times have I told you never to talk back to El Capitan? Huh? Is this the respect you give to the man who raised you!”

(ROFL! “Oh-no! The nurse-maid is stuck in traffic! Lesaro you’re gonna have to do it!” XD) 

“Respect?! He abandoned me! Ziry gaomas daor gūrogon such iā run! Mirre hen gaomā!”

(Bracero starts speaking/yelling in unknown languages when he’s upset or angry, sometimes doesn’t even know he’s doing it)

“ Pendejo, do you honestly think he would have abandoned you?! You’re his youngest! He loves you like his own child! When he couldn’t find you he was looking everywhere!

Just because you couldn’t see it didn’t mean he wasn’t searching. He would abandon you no more than he would abandon the Mary herself.”

(lol, everyone else be like *sees a newborn baby* “Ugh! It’s a skun rat!”)

*Lies on bed, facing wall, muttering angrilly* 

“Pirtra, pirtra, mirre pirtra“

*Keeps mumbling “Pirtra” over and over*

(Pirtra means “lies”)

*Becomes irritated, starts kicking at the wall* 


Doesn’t care-doesn’t care-doesn’t care-doesn’t care-doesn’t care! Kessa va moriot iderēbagon se mary toliot nyke!” 

(Translation: he will always choose the Mary over me)

*Starts breathing hard, before screaming at Lesaro to get out, still refusing to look at him*

Lesaro honored this by leaving, closing the door behind him. The little one needed time to burn himself out.

(LOL! The little one! And yes, he DOES need time to cool down)

“ So this must be what it feels like to have real parents…”

“ Can’t you shut up? Go be live action for once!”

(Grumpy Capitan is grumpy 😛 Also, Baby, go away. no one invited you onto this ship, you parentless douchebag) 

:C

You made him sad.

And if sad Raoul isn’t enough, here’s Pagan Min wagging his finger in disapproval.

How did I make Raoul sad when I was talking to Baby? That makes no sense