*Lying in twisted position on the deck* Uuuuuuuuugh … Sir, I’m dying!!! Which is quite an achievement, considering I’m already dead!
I don’t feel like playing with the fish!! I feel like crap!! *Groans* I think I’ll just permanently die here …
*Slams hands down in a tantrum* You know what?! Fine! I’ll show you that I’m SERIOUS about dying for good!! See that spit of land over there?! Imma go over there and step on it!!
*Manages to get to his feet and starts staggering to the railing*
*fussing* LEMME GO!! I DON’T WANNA GO TO MY ROOM!!! THIS IS A SHIP! THE CREW ALL SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM, ANYWAY!!
“Best men”? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *Continues to laugh hysterically*
“ Is Bracero okay?”
“ Si, he’s just being a big baby. Again.”
“ But….how can he be a baby if he’s all grown up?”
“ Will you both be quiet! You are all children! It’s like I’m a babysitter….”
“Sir, you have locked yourself in your cabin for half of time we have been in the triangle, sir… now I am going to try get Barcero to calm down.”
“ I had important matters to attend to in there! Do you know how much paperwork a capitan has to do? Getting trapped in a Hellhole is no excuse for not doing my duties.”
“Sir, we were locked in the triangle for nearly forty years! I had gotten all my work done in the first year!..”
“ I mean, look at this mierda. Half of these I get are nothing but drawings made from ninos.
………and why did someone draw Sparrow under me-oh Dios Mio!”
“My boredom is legendary….
Even in the triangle…”
“ Is that why the other half of these drawings involve you and me?”
“Not now, Bracero.”
“I’ll be feeding the sharks if you need me.” *quickly speeds walk off the deck*
“ Wait……why is everyone mad about drawings of Lesaro and capitan together?”
*Mendes randomly appears with his head and whispers about all the siiiiiiiin.*
*EMBARRASSED LESARO SCREECHING BELLOW THE DECK*
“He finally lost it…”
“ I’m sure he’ll find whatever he lost down there!”
“ Nico, do us all a favor…..and shut up.”
Bracero: “HOW ABOUT YOU ALL SHUT UP?!!”
(Bracero is grumpy now :P)