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*Lying in twisted position on the deck* Uuuuuuuuugh … Sir, I’m dying!!! Which is quite an achievement, considering I’m already dead! 

I don’t feel like playing with the fish!! I feel like crap!! *Groans* I think I’ll just permanently die here … 

*Slams hands down in a tantrum* You know what?! Fine! I’ll show you that I’m SERIOUS about dying for good!! See that spit of land over there?! Imma go over there and step on it!! 
*Manages to get to his feet and starts staggering to the railing*  

*fussing* LEMME GO!! I DON’T WANNA GO TO MY ROOM!!! THIS IS A SHIP! THE CREW ALL SLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM, ANYWAY!!

“Best men”? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *Continues to laugh hysterically*

“ Is Bracero okay?”

Si, he’s just being a big baby. Again.”

“ But….how can he be a baby if he’s all grown up?”

“ Will you both be quiet! You are all children! It’s like I’m a babysitter….”

“Sir, you have locked yourself in your cabin for half of time we have been in the triangle, sir… now I am going to try get Barcero to calm down.”

“ I had important matters to attend to in there! Do you know how much paperwork a capitan has to do? Getting trapped in a Hellhole is no excuse for not doing my duties.”

“Sir, we were locked in the triangle for nearly forty years! I had gotten all my work done in the first year!..”

“ PAPERWORK.”

“ I mean, look at this mierda. Half of these I get are nothing but drawings made from ninos.

………and why did someone draw Sparrow under me-oh Dios Mio!”

“My boredom is legendary….

Even in the triangle…”


“ Is that why the other half of these drawings involve you and me?”

“Not now, Bracero.”

“I’ll be feeding the sharks if you need me.” *quickly speeds walk off the deck*

“ Wait……why is everyone mad about drawings of Lesaro and capitan together?”

*Mendes randomly appears with his head and whispers about all the siiiiiiiin.*

*EMBARRASSED LESARO SCREECHING BELLOW THE DECK*

“He finally lost it…”

“ I’m sure he’ll find whatever he lost down there!”

“ Nico, do us all a favor…..and shut up.”

Bracero:      “HOW ABOUT YOU ALL SHUT UP?!!”

(Bracero is grumpy now :P)