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capitanarmandosalazar:

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capitanarmandosalazar:

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capitanarmandosalazar:

ninjacat1515:

I don’t think many people would mind waking up on Salazar, but when you’re a certain maid, great care must be taken…

Nope, I wouldn’t mind 😛 

You wouldn’t have anything to worry about, because he’d like you a lot I think. You’d be safe!

Lol, I’m sorry, but if Eliza called Mandy “El Matador Del Bitchfest” whilst I was in the same room, I’d probably punch her in the face 😛 

Mando:    I don’t need your help with my diet, Bruja! 

Eliza:       That’s your proble, El Matador Del Bitch-

Me:         -STOP CALLING HIM THAT! 

*Coat-hangs Eliza to the ground* 

No need to be sorry!

Mando high fives you, smirking while Eliza lies on the ground, mumbling curses at you both.

Me to Eliza “Well, maybe you shouldn’t call people names, there’s no excuse for it!”

Eliza:    He calls me Bruja! That’s not my name!
 
Me:       Bruja is simply the Spanish word for “Witch”,
              which is basically what you are … it’s in no
               way an insult 

Eliza gives you a look. “I know it’s just a term….it’s mostly the OTHER things he does….I am not cattle! I am not food! I am a person!”

Me:   And that makes it alright for you to name-call, does it?
        Getting on his bad side only makes things worse for                 yourself! And you wonder why he hates you!