Also working on the story where Eliza helps Mando with his diet. Poor Capitan….having to rely on help from an old enemy.
Stubborn Capitan is stubborn <3
“Mando…. the chest in the corner keeps emitting this noise that sounds suspiciously like “help me”….you wouldn’t happen to have a stash of pirates in there, would you?“
Salazar goes over to the chest and stands in front of it, crossing his arms indignantly; eyebrow raised.
“It is merely your imagination, bruja! Nothing in here but old clothes!”
Chest shudders, and a plaintive voice screams to be let out.
“Those are some loud clothes…” Eliza looks over the top of her sunglasses, hands on hips.
Me: Wait … Mando’s furniture is bigger on the inside?! *GASP!* HE’S A FUCKING TIME LORD!!
Just one, very unfortunate, very scared pirate locked in the chest.
*Chest starts rocking back and forth, shuffling its way to the door, Mando walks over and closes door*
Mando would eat said pirate, end up with a stomach ache, then blame Christianna’s diet drinks on his indegestion when it was really him drinking too much blood.
Eliza stops Mando from overindulging, confiscating the pirate and giving the captain a rat instead. Mando sulks and grumps the whole night.
Eliza be like “You wouldn’t be in this situation if you had just had a bit of self-control when it came to eating”, all the while Mando is rolling his eyes