Also working on the story where Eliza helps Mando with his diet. Poor Capitan….having to rely on help from an old enemy.
Stubborn Capitan is stubborn <3
“Mando…. the chest in the corner keeps emitting this noise that sounds suspiciously like “help me”….you wouldn’t happen to have a stash of pirates in there, would you?“
Salazar goes over to the chest and stands in front of it, crossing his arms indignantly; eyebrow raised.
“It is merely your imagination, bruja! Nothing in here but old clothes!”
Chest shudders, and a plaintive voice screams to be let out.
“Those are some loud clothes…” Eliza looks over the top of her sunglasses, hands on hips.
Me: Wait … Mando’s furniture is bigger on the inside?! *GASP!* HE’S A FUCKING TIME LORD!!
Just one, very unfortunate, very scared pirate locked in the chest.
*Chest starts rocking back and forth, shuffling its way to the door, Mando walks over and closes door*
Mando would eat said pirate, end up with a stomach ache, then blame Christianna’s diet drinks on his indegestion when it was really him drinking too much blood.