wraithcaptainandtheghoulcrew: capitanarmandosalazar: wraithcaptainandtheghoulcrew: lieutenant-lesar…

wraithcaptainandtheghoulcrew:

capitanarmandosalazar:

wraithcaptainandtheghoulcrew:

lieutenant-lesaro:

wraithcaptainandtheghoulcrew:

lieutenant-lesaro:

What happens if you talk bad about Salazar?

Pissed off Lesaro…..

He’s so angry that now he has TWO eyes.

Lesaro: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY CAPITÁN, HOMBRE!?!? *rips off eye patch* *magically has eye*

“ He had two eyes all along?!”

“Why didn’t he ever tell us?!”

“ It’s a cotton-pickin’ conspiracy I tell you!”

“ Really? Conspiracy? Have you been drinking Absinthe again?”

(Lol, why did I hear a Sourthern American accent from that Officer that said “cottin-pickin”?)