*Mando reads Salack fanfic*
“Oh, mierda- *wretches*- … that’s the most- *wretches again*- disgusting thing I’ve ever read"
Everyone watches as a ghost loses his lunch all over the deck.
Santos: O_O I didn’t know we could do that!
“ Okay, I think I’m done-”
* Flips the page and sees Salack porn*
Poor Mandy <3
“ Capitan…..if you hate the Sparrow so much…..why did you read that knowing it had porn?”
Lesaro: YOU CAN’T RUN FROM THE TRUTH, SIR!
Mando: YES I CAN!!