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Eliza’s hair gets in the way too often, so Mando has a servant tie it back and braid it; threatening to chop it all off if Eliza tries to undo it at night.

(Me:   *To Eliza* Hey, Cousin It, get a hair cut!”)

“Having long hair means I have a barrier against Shark Boy. It’s my protective frill of keratin! NEVER!”

*Turns to Mando* “Hey, just thought you aught to know: the only thing that can destroy keratin, is fire” 😉

The captain contemplates this, smirking at Eliza’s apprehension.

“That is an enticing idea! However….burning the scalp off of her is a tad extreme. But…” he picks up some scissors. “That doesn’t mean she should continue to go around looking like a wild beast! Maybe it’s all that hair that’s interfering with her higher brain function. How much to take off I wonder? Earlobe length? Or higher?”

“Higher brain function? She HAS that?!” 😛 (Sorry, there’s alot of Eliza bashing going on here :P) 

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