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Eliza’s hair gets in the way too often, so Mando has a servant tie it back and braid it; threatening to chop it all off if Eliza tries to undo it at night.

(Me:   *To Eliza* Hey, Cousin It, get a hair cut!”)

“Having long hair means I have a barrier against Shark Boy. It’s my protective frill of keratin! NEVER!”

*Turns to Mando* “Hey, just thought you aught to know: the only thing that can destroy keratin, is fire” 😉

The captain contemplates this, smirking at Eliza’s apprehension.

“That is an enticing idea! However….burning the scalp off of her is a tad extreme. But…” he picks up some scissors. “That doesn’t mean she should continue to go around looking like a wild beast! Maybe it’s all that hair that’s interfering with her higher brain function. How much to take off I wonder? Earlobe length? Or higher?”

“Higher brain function? She HAS that?!” 😛 (Sorry, there’s alot of Eliza bashing going on here :P) 

“I was shocked to learn such a thing was possible for her! But it is true….not much though…” Mando grabbed Eliza, and chopped off chunks of her hair; stopping at her earlobes. She tried kicking him in the crotch, but he dodged it.

“Perfecto!” he looks at you. “I admire your support!”  ( It’s ok XD)

*To Eliza* “Trying to kick someone in the nether regions?! And I thought you couldn’t sink any lower” 

“COME A LITTLE CLOSER AND SAY THAT!” her enraged roar filled the air, and Mando growled.

“Is that any way to speak to a guest?…Apologize at once!” he tightened his grip on her throat. She glares at you for a moment, before finally resigning herself to his order.

“I’m sorry….for yelling….and threatening you.”

“That’s ok, clearly your aunt never taught you manners, however, if you REALLY want me to come over there and repeat myself, I will *walks over until I am right in front of her, then screams in her face* I THOUGHT YOU COULD NOT SINK ANY LOWER!”