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Armando the chubby zebra would not be able to fit under my bed actually XD

Mandy is sad when people pick on his weight #IsSensitiveAboutHisAppearance

Pace yourself with those pirates then, Sallymar! Maybe don’t eat all the people who aide them! It adds up you know. Let some live and be free!

Mando:   BUT I STARVED FOR THIRTY YEARS!!! 

*Rubs ear and winces*  So we’ve heard. Rats and chickens are a thing though! Nice, light sustenance. And they’re just as tasty as humans!

Mandy:    THEY TASTE NOTHING LIKE HUMAN! HUMAN TASTES MORE LIKE PORK!! 

(Not kidding, apparently human meat is very similar to pig meat O_O)