Armando the chubby zebra would not be able to fit under my bed actually XD
Mandy is sad when people pick on his weight #IsSensitiveAboutHisAppearance
Pace yourself with those pirates then, Sallymar! Maybe don’t eat all the people who aide them! It adds up you know. Let some live and be free!
Mando: BUT I STARVED FOR THIRTY YEARS!!!
*Rubs ear and winces* So we’ve heard. Rats and chickens are a thing though! Nice, light sustenance. And they’re just as tasty as humans!
Mandy: THEY TASTE NOTHING LIKE HUMAN! HUMAN TASTES MORE LIKE PORK!!
(Not kidding, apparently human meat is very similar to pig meat O_O)