Funny thing happened last night in our town; a drunk driver behind the wheel of a B-Double (Semi)…

Funny thing happened last night in our town; a drunk driver behind the wheel of a B-Double (Semi) truck crashed into a local discount store – not the funny part – But the truck was carrying toilet paper, and apparently there were toilet rolls scattered all over the road all the way to the railway station XD

Dickhead thought he could get away

Water War

ninjacat1515:

The bruja child rolled about in the leaves and mud like the little heathen she was. It was starting to rain, and Mando growled as he went to pick her up from her favorite spot. She hugged him with all her might, smiling with joy and getting streaks of mud all over the front of his uniform.

“Stripey baby!”

He sighed, hugging her back.

“I am in no way a baby, your adult self fits that bill more….how do you go from being so cute and amicable, to being such a mule when you’re older? And you’ll catch cold out here! I’m taking you in at once!” he gently poked her nose, being careful to not scratch her face with his claws.

Mando wished he could figure out the bruja’s brain. Perhaps the teleporting supporter of his could answer his questions…

Eliza was pulling on the shoulder portion of his outfit, and the captain moved her hand away.

“You shall not unravel it! Chaotic child….I daresay you would have destroyed Javier on your own….let’s get you cleaned up…”

Normally the bruja got cold water, but her child self would be permitted a warm bath. Her clothes were placed in the basket to be tended to later. Eliza’s long black locks were tangled, and Mando set her into the tub and did his best to tame her wild mane.

“Dios Mio little one….more animal than human….”

She laughed and splashed him in the face. He shut his eyes, reminding himself the bruja was a child, and would not be punished harshly. Mando splashed her back, smirking. They had a water war, getting copious amounts all over the floor whilst he made a valiant effort to get her clean. At long last he succeeded.

Eliza yawned, her intense play from earlier catching up. The captain dries her off, placing her in new, clean clothes.

“There you go chica…” she hugged his arm, and he patted her back, giving a light kiss to her forehead.

The couch by the fire was her favorite spot, and she soon fell into dreamland.

“Goodnight, Eliza….try not to cause too much trouble when you become your regular self again…”

Adult Eliza needs to learn a few things from Child Eliza

capitanarmandosalazar: ninjacat1515: capitanarmandosalazar: ninjacat1515: @capitanarmandosalazar …

capitanarmandosalazar:

ninjacat1515:

capitanarmandosalazar:

ninjacat1515:

@capitanarmandosalazar  : Want me to write a story where you and Mando torment her?

Lol yes that’d be hilarious (to me) 😛 And Eliza will get over it, she just needs to swallow some concrete and harden up.

You know what’’s funny, I could have sworn you wanted me to “nicer” to her a while back!

Ok…what level would you like me to take it to?

Yes, and that will never happen again … unless she decides to stop being a brat, cos that only makes things worse for her # ButShesTooCluelessToKnowThis

Just have her behaving as her usual daydreaming self and have Mando and I teasing her in the background

capitanarmandosalazar: ninjacat1515: capitanarmandosalazar: ninjacat1515: @capitanarmandosalazar …

capitanarmandosalazar:

ninjacat1515:

capitanarmandosalazar:

ninjacat1515:

@capitanarmandosalazar  : Want me to write a story where you and Mando torment her?

Lol yes that’d be hilarious (to me) 😛 And Eliza will get over it, she just needs to swallow some concrete and harden up.

You know what’’s funny, I could have sworn you wanted me to “nicer” to her a while back!

Ok…what level would you like me to take it to?

Yes, and that will never happen again … unless she decides to stop being a brat, cos that only makes things worse for her # ButShesTooCluelessToKnowThis

Just have her behaving as her usual daydreaming self and have Mando and I teasing her on the background

ninjacat1515: capitanarmandosalazar: ninjacat1515: @capitanarmandosalazar  : Want me to write a…

ninjacat1515:

capitanarmandosalazar:

ninjacat1515:

@capitanarmandosalazar  : Want me to write a story where you and Mando torment her?

Lol yes that’d be hilarious (to me) 😛 And Eliza will get over it, she just needs to swallow some concrete and harden up.

You know what’’s funny, I could have sworn you wanted me to “nicer” to her a while back!

Ok…what level would you like me to take it to?

Yes, and that will never happen again … unless she decides to stop being a brat, cos that only makes things worse for her # ButShesTooCluelessToKnowThis

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ninjacat1515:

capitanarmandosalazar:

capitanarmandosalazar:

ninjacat1515:

capitanarmandosalazar:

ninjacat1515:

Anyone has a question for Eliza, I’m ready to do ic responses. Hit her up! Cooking dinner but I’ll be ready to answer in a little while.

Me being a supporter of Mandy, I just wanted to know … where do you get of on being such a knob? 

“I don’t get “off” on being a knob. As I’ve stated before, I am treated like cattle. My body has been pushed to its limits through forced donating. My neck and arms are maps of scars. While I am no stranger to scars or bodily harm, what really hurts, is having the safety and lives of my friends used against me….to keep me from fleeing….they don’t need the captain or his siblings to pay them a visit…”

She stands straighter, arms folded.

“So to really answer your question further…being nothing but Sunshine and Smiles as you’re being drained, or locked in the pitch black basement….or used as target practice…is…Really. Fucking. Difficult. Rebelling is all I have left…lying back and accepting things and being nothing but complacent isn’t exactly my thing……”

*Mocking Eliza’s whining*   “WAAAAH!! I’M TREATED LIKE SHIT BECAUSE I BEHAVE LIKE A BRAT, WAAAAH!! I GET AROUND AS A GIANT TURKEY FOR NO REASON WHATOSEVER AND WONDER WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO PULL MY FEATHERS OUT, WAAAAH!!! MY LIFE TURNED TO SHIT AND NOW I BITCH ABOUT IT BECAUSE I COULDN’T KEEP MY NOSE OUT OF MATTERS THAT DIDN’T CONCERN ME, WAAAH!!” 

 

(Lol, if Mandy saw this he’d be like “That;s very accurate”)

(XD he would)

She stares at you unblinking.

“You wanted me to tell you, and I did. Not. whining, just an explanation.”

No, but you whone about all of that stuff every other time

ninjacat1515:@capitanarmandosalazar  : Want me to write a story where you and Mando torment her? Lol…

ninjacat1515:

@capitanarmandosalazar  : Want me to write a story where you and Mando torment her?

Lol yes that’d be hilarious (to me) 😛 And Eliza will get over it, she just needs to swallow some concrete and harden up.

ninjacat1515:TBH: I love the fact T-rex had feathers. It having feathers doesn’t make it any less…

ninjacat1515:

TBH: I love the fact T-rex had feathers. It having feathers doesn’t make it any less cool; let alone lame. Same thing for raptors. I think they look badass! For me, they’re not “ruined” at all.

Technically they weren’t feathers, it was more like down.

capitanarmandosalazar: ninjacat1515: capitanarmandosalazar: ninjacat1515: Anyone has a question…

capitanarmandosalazar:

ninjacat1515:

capitanarmandosalazar:

ninjacat1515:

Anyone has a question for Eliza, I’m ready to do ic responses. Hit her up! Cooking dinner but I’ll be ready to answer in a little while.

Me being a supporter of Mandy, I just wanted to know … where do you get of on being such a knob? 

“I don’t get “off” on being a knob. As I’ve stated before, I am treated like cattle. My body has been pushed to its limits through forced donating. My neck and arms are maps of scars. While I am no stranger to scars or bodily harm, what really hurts, is having the safety and lives of my friends used against me….to keep me from fleeing….they don’t need the captain or his siblings to pay them a visit…”

She stands straighter, arms folded.

“So to really answer your question further…being nothing but Sunshine and Smiles as you’re being drained, or locked in the pitch black basement….or used as target practice…is…Really. Fucking. Difficult. Rebelling is all I have left…lying back and accepting things and being nothing but complacent isn’t exactly my thing……”

*Mocking Eliza’s whining*   “WAAAAH!! I’M TREATED LIKE SHIT BECAUSE I BEHAVE LIKE A BRAT, WAAAAH!! I GET AROUND AS A GIANT TURKEY FOR NO REASON WHATOSEVER AND WONDER WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO PULL MY FEATHERS OUT, WAAAAH!!! MY LIFE TURNED TO SHIT AND NOW I BITCH ABOUT IT BECAUSE I COULDN’T KEEP MY NOSE OUT OF MATTERS THAT DIDN’T CONCERN ME, WAAAH!!” 

 

(Lol, if Mandy saw this he’d be like “That;s very accurate”)

ninjacat1515: capitanarmandosalazar: ninjacat1515: Anyone has a question for Eliza, I’m ready to do…

ninjacat1515:

capitanarmandosalazar:

ninjacat1515:

Anyone has a question for Eliza, I’m ready to do ic responses. Hit her up! Cooking dinner but I’ll be ready to answer in a little while.

Me being a supporter of Mandy, I just wanted to know … where do you get of on being such a knob? 

“I don’t get “off” on being a knob. As I’ve stated before, I am treated like cattle. My body has been pushed to its limits through forced donating. My neck and arms are maps of scars. While I am no stranger to scars or bodily harm, what really hurts, is having the safety and lives of my friends used against me….to keep me from fleeing….they don’t need the captain or his siblings to pay them a visit…”

She stands straighter, arms folded.

“So to really answer your question further…being nothing but Sunshine and Smiles as you’re being drained, or locked in the pitch black basement….or used as target practice…is…Really. Fucking. Difficult. Rebelling is all I have left…lying back and accepting things and being nothing but complacent isn’t exactly my thing……”

*Mocking Eliza’s whining*   “WAAAAH!! I’M TREATED LIKE SHIT BECAUSE I BEHAVE LIKE A BRAT, WAAAAH!! I GET AROUND AS A GIANT TURKEY FOR NO REASON WHATOSEVER AND WONDER WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO PULL MY FEATHERS OUT, WAAAAH!!! MY LIFE TURNED TO SHIT AND NOW I BITCH ABOUT IT BECAUSE I COULDN’T KEEP MY NOSE OUT OF MATTERS THAT DIDN’T CONCERN ME, WAAAH!!”